I just found some verses-actually I think they’re lyrics to a “song “I once started to write )))) sheesh! not that I ever had such pretenses…

“Hey, girl, I don’t mean to be an ogre,

But truth be told…

You’re no fun when you’re just sober.

I’ve been flying beers by your eyes

And even some anatomy.

So, I’m starting to think it’s me you despise”.

I’m up to ignore that, I won after all,

With both our backs behind the wall.

Next you’re dreaming of cool times in your teens

And then wake up to find a plate full of greens.

So you begin to think, well… life’s getting sad

And suddenly you shout: “it’s not yet as bad!”.

U begin to consider to skip every meal

When it’s just half a radish, u were able to steal. (more like 1/5 of one actually)

I gave you my burger, the burger I cherished

You couldn’t care less, so our love had thus perished.

Alas, our love has kicked the bucket,

Nothing can help, not even chocolate. 

Ok, maybe you can hit me with a serenade

So that I might forget that you hesitate,

But then it’s hard to say, I’d best be on my way, wake up while it’s still today. And leave you waving while I cruise away…

Well, you start to beg and you make me weep

I’m no fool and merely gonna give you a tip:

Don’t grovel and moan, it’s so pathetic

And it’s so obsolete, in this story, get it?

Now all those vows just seem overrated,

Not to mention that love that you’ve masqueraded.